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Post-Benis Culture, Anime, Metaverse and Pizza

First things first
I have nothing against penis haters. My dick is gross and stupid and grows hard at the most shitty times possible. I wish I could savely cut it off but I haven’t found a tutorial online that I trust. (Send me an email if you know more than me.) I also hate my primal urges to masturbate because cum is one of the weirdest, unpleasant substances on earth. I hate to touch it, and I even more hate the FACT that I am unable to stop doing it. I mean, it’s possible to nofap for a week, or two, or maybe even a month (I haven’t made it to a month yet, but I’ll post about it once I do), so I’m not addicted to it, or to porn. But the urge is still there and I’d like it to stop.

Second things after the gooey-awkward stuff
I haven’t watched new anime in almost 2 years. I’m certain of this. Or at least very sure. Someone please recommend good series that started airing this year or aired last year. I like moeshit. I should watch that anime about high-school girls in an orchestra playing trumpet and euphonium. This has been on my list for at least two years. Or however long ago it aired.
Amazingly I’m still “the dude that likes anime” in my group of friends despite them watching more recent anime than I have. Labels stick, and suck while being great. I fully embrace it. No one will ever get me to not use anime avatars despite the stigma they bring with them. And anyone that says I used non-anime avatars once shall be imprisoned or executed once my imaginary army takes control of this meek little planet.

Third degree burns can’t possibly be that bad, says guy-posting-in-his-underwear on plebbit
the Metaverse is ReaL Time is an alLUSion don’T go outsIde toDaY or THE moon will bURN you

Pizza is the best healthy food in the world, declares Domino
young man dies of cholesterine overdose, family indifferent, says he “just was too fat”
I like food that I don’t have to prepare. I like food that has a human slave that brings it to my door. Pizza is a great real healthy food replacement for lazy people. Like me. Thank JIM STERLING for pizza.
I sometimes try myself at new things. New recipes. It always goes bad. A while ago I tried slow-cooking pork. Ten minutes preparation, eight hours in the oven. 20 minutes of disappointment. It wasn’t as good as the YouTube tutorial I got the recipe from made it sound. Although it also didn’t look the same, so I don’t blame them. I only blame myself. For trying. To be good.
Lofi HipHop YouTube streams are actually a great meme. I didn’t think that until today but I’m intoxicated right now and it still is great background music so it gets my non-important stamp of approval. Keep at it, people that run those streams and people that make this music.

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5/10, 4chan is best viewed mobile and HTML can suck my ****

I have suffered greatly but I have made it. The first week of the new internship is over. And today nobody told me that the company closes at 4pm instead of 4:30pm. So this little idiot wasted nearly half an hour in the office when he could have been on the road already.

Dumbasses.

In other news, I stuck to my schedule and went to the gym again today. And I took the Xiaomi with me, and then I installed Clover, the 4chan browsing app. This was a big improvement to gym life. I’m obviously talking about high-standing boards like /sci/ or innocent sounding ones like /mlp/. I definitely didn’t browse /b/ “pics you shouldn’t share” threads. Not me. I would never do such a thing in public! What would the world think of me? They would go home and tell their partners, children, neighbours, whatever about the weird long-haired bearded young man who watched porn on the treadmill.

And that is why browsing /b/ in public is better than browsing it at home.

I also tried myself at HTML again and wrote a couple of files to port this blog over to HTML-only. WordPress is just too damn convenient for me. If I have to edit the files with vim on the server maybe I’ll put more effort into it. We’ll see. It’s not done by a longshot, and people complain to me when I miss a day so I’ll stick to WP for now.

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tracker port change, fourth internship day, sleep and bad habits

So I changed the port for the opentracker server to :7070 because :6969 seemed a bit to childish in retrospect.
Not that I don’t like it anymore. But I changed it anyways because I also want to be unique. (Now please someone send me an email with examples for existing trackers using port 7070.) The only downside is that right now I can’t connect to the stats page. I’ll have to figure that out sometimes.
Edit: I almost forgot it. The full new tracker url is udp://schmelle.me:7070/announce. Have fun with it.

Today was the fourth day of my new internship, or day nine in the long-running (three weeks) series “End of #Neet-Life”. We had an unemotional five day break there, it’s a very relaxing series so far. And today was no exception: I started at 7:30am and only got up to buy myself lunch, and then left at 16:30pm. I didn’t do very much inbetween because the hotline was very slow today, we didn’t really get any new tickets in. But thanks to my three-year apprenticeship I’m used to doing my own stuff in an office somewhere. Doesn’t really matter where that office is located. The only notable thing would be that I was able to arrange an interview with another company next week while on lunch break. I’ll keep you posted how that goes.

I’ve been doing sleep tracking tracking my sleep since two weeks. I started with just Sleep As Android, then shortly switched to Sleep Better before beginning to use both simultaneously. I like SAA more than SB because it seems to register my sleep better. SB has, on two occasions, told me I didn’t sleep at all when I definitely did. Maybe I didn’t sleep well and my sleep was often interrupted, but I slept and SB is lacking in its consistent capability of detecting that.
But back to the important part, the tracking: Sadly I don’t have complete data for the last 14 days with SAA. I missed the 22nd as well as the 28th. Both times I tried to see if running two sleep trackings apps is a thing my phone can’t handle (I use a Xiaomi Redmi 4a.) The gathered evidence suggest heavily that SB is the problem, not the phone. What follows is a short table of when I have data. (This will be expanded in a longer post some time later.)

Sleep As Android Sleep Better
22/2/18 Not Available
23/2/18 Not Available
Not Available Not Available
25/2/18 Not Available
26/2/18 Not Available
27/2/18 Not Available
Not Available Not Available
1/3/18 1/3/18
2/3/18 2/3/18
3/3/18 3/3/18
4/3/18 4/3/18
5/3/18 5/3/18
6/3/18 6/3/18
7/3/18 7/3/18
8/3/18 8/3/18

I actually started tracking my sleep with Sleep Better on the 24th of February with the free version of Runtastic’s app. After Sleep Better didn’t track my sleep on the 28th I de-installed the free version and installed the paid version from an unlocked .apk I found on the internet for free. However I forgot to screenshot the results of what I had tracked and so I lost that data.

I’ll post screenshots of all my tracking on a different day. I have to go to bed now. And don’t worry, I’ll track it.

I’m not writing about bad habits today but I won’t change the title because that would be more work and I’m very tired.

Have a good night, y’all.

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Sleep Tracking


What’s going on here?
Now, I realise that on the left (Sleep Better) I have 20 minutes more sleep on the counter, but that doesn’t really matter because I wasn’t asleep anymore. I just didn’t want to leave my cozy warm bed. But back to my sleep tracking apps. Sleep As Android (Link) seems to be much better at figuring out how restless I am in bed because there’s no way I just had almost 8 hours of deep sleep. But Sleep Better (Link) isn’t always this bad. I’ve had nights after which it showed me how rough my sleep was. Although, to be fair, it hasn’t been working for the past three days, telling me I didn’t sleep at all. So maybe it just needs more practice and I shouldn’t be so hard on it.

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Today I Sketched

I don’t know if that’s the right word, but today I sketched out my dream apartment (the rooms arrangement and everything). I didn’t accomplish much else today, so this is what I’m writing about.

Actually, now that I drew it again using a pencil and a ruler to make it look like I tried at least a little bit I realize I actually just decided how big I want the rooms to be and how I want them arranged.

But that’s good enough for me.

The bedroom: this is the biggest one because both my bed and my desk have to fit into it
The kitchen: I only need a rudimentary kitchen. this is bigger than my current one, though
The bathroom/storage: originally the bathroom was supposed to be as big as the kitchen but as I was re-doing it with pencil I realized doing it like this would be better for the storage room, since 2×2 is nicer than 1×4
The hallway: nothing to say about it really, other than that it connects all other rooms

maybe I’ll try and build this in 3D if I feel like it

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TV

Think less,
Verify nothing.

There once was a boy.
He was a little bit weird.
Broke and lonely too.
~schmelle, 2018

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Mobile Posting like a QT

I am doing something that years ago wasn’t possible and nowadays is considered boring and lame.

I wrote this post on my phone. It’s not as bad as it sounds. First I had to log into my web keepass interface and copy the password (who am I that I should remember passwords?) for WordPress, then I had to go to my blog and find the “Login” link and finally I am writing wrote this post.

Luckily WordPress is pretty user-friendly, otherwise I don’t think I’d be doing this right now.

Did I mention already that I like Zettai Ryōiki?

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End of #Neet-Life: Part 5 – Beloved Memories of Printers Passed

It’s over.

You have no idea how relieved I am I can finally write these two simple words.

Not that it was too hard. I wasn’t really challenged any of the previous five days vacuuming in and around printers, using spiritus to clean them (and occasionally sniff on it) and collect all the paper my colleague used up and/or filled out and carry it around. This is another thing I did all the time. Carrying heavy equipment and saving my colleague time, pain, patience, money and nerves.

Looking back my initial feeling of “I don’t want to do this” was absolutely justified. I didn’t come around to love printers. I got to enjoy the time spent with my (now former) colleagues, they were a crazy and funny bunch of guys, but I didn’t enjoy any of the juicy work bits. Which my colleague pointed out may have been due to the fact that we mostly took quick repair jobs, and that there weren’t any opportunities to dig into a device for six hours to find the one little moving part that’s causing the problem. Which sounds awesome to me, to be honest, but this week at least it couldn’t have been really good because I wouldn’t have been the one to do the digging. And considering I know jack shit about industrially used printers I wouldn’t have been the one digging deep into the insides of dirty, perverted printers for at least a couple of months.

So I said goodbye to all the lovely people at the company, most of them in person, even. (Not the boss, though, he wasn’t present when I left. Even though he said to me in a phone call that he wanted to talk to me before I left. (…) Look, I don’t know.) Then I drove to McDonalds, ate a huge meal consisting of 20 Chicken McNuggets, a big bag of fries and a large coke. And after that I went to the gym. That had no relation to McDonalds, however.

Next week will be pretty easy going, I only have on appointment one Wednesday because my new car needs fixing again, but other than that I’m free as a bird.

See you soon, I guess.!

PS: Yes, I know this should have come out sooner, but I needed my time to write something that’s not utter and complete bullshit, so please bear with me on this one.

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Cake

I make cake sometimes.
It mostly tastes pretty good.
I like chocolate cake.
~schmelle, 2018

Curious cute cannibalists can cook cleverly.
Brave bright boys bullied bodybuilders before being banned by big bad boss.
An anime adaptation aside are all actually alright again?
~schmelle, 2018