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Quickie to fulfill my schedule

1. WordPress has too much white on the dashboard screen. I need a dashboard dark theme. This is killing my eyes.

2. I’m not good enough yet to get a silver dick trophy in HCS with just three girls. I barely made 5k fans, that’s a long way from 25k.

3. I hate that I have been forced into this schedule. This is what happens when you force schedules onto people.

4. If someone wants to send me some or all of David Lightman’s gear in WarGames, feel free to email me.

5. Joshua is a nice name.

6. I hope I will dream about WarGames tonight. Maybe I’ll take another Aspirin, that seemed to do the trick yesterday.

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oh noes

there haven’t been any posts on this completely meaningless blog for two whole days! how will we survive this catastrophy?

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oh no

I missed a day…

what will the world think of me now that I missed a day blogging? now that everybody knows I’m a huge disappointment…

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Sleep Tracking


What’s going on here?
Now, I realise that on the left (Sleep Better) I have 20 minutes more sleep on the counter, but that doesn’t really matter because I wasn’t asleep anymore. I just didn’t want to leave my cozy warm bed. But back to my sleep tracking apps. Sleep As Android (Link) seems to be much better at figuring out how restless I am in bed because there’s no way I just had almost 8 hours of deep sleep. But Sleep Better (Link) isn’t always this bad. I’ve had nights after which it showed me how rough my sleep was. Although, to be fair, it hasn’t been working for the past three days, telling me I didn’t sleep at all. So maybe it just needs more practice and I shouldn’t be so hard on it.

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No comments.

I (effectively) closed the comment section. I did this because I don’t want to have to deal with spam (even though I have Akismet for that, but I still have to look at what Akismet classifies as spam) and I don’t want to have to decide what I’m gonna allow and what I’m gonna block. I also feel that this would reveal too much of what I find funny and/or offensive and I don’t want to have to deal with it.

This is my way to scream into the void. This is a nonsense, bullshit-only zone. I don’t need comments on that.

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Mobile Posting like a QT

I am doing something that years ago wasn’t possible and nowadays is considered boring and lame.

I wrote this post on my phone. It’s not as bad as it sounds. First I had to log into my web keepass interface and copy the password (who am I that I should remember passwords?) for WordPress, then I had to go to my blog and find the “Login” link and finally I am writing wrote this post.

Luckily WordPress is pretty user-friendly, otherwise I don’t think I’d be doing this right now.

Did I mention already that I like Zettai Ryōiki?

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Porn at its Greatest

Girl: What if… what if I give you my phone and a little something extra?
Guy: I don’t know, what’s extra?
Guy: (…) you got another phone?
Girl: shakes head
Guy: or computer…? … I don’t know.
Girl: You could fuck me.