Think less,
Verify nothing.
There once was a boy.
He was a little bit weird.
Broke and lonely too.
~schmelle, 2018
Linux
Love is the
iheart of my
noperating system of
uchoice,
xArchlinux.
~schmelle, 2018
Cake
I make cake sometimes.
It mostly tastes pretty good.
I like chocolate cake.
~schmelle, 2018
Curious cute cannibalists can cook cleverly.
Brave bright boys bullied bodybuilders before being banned by big bad boss.
An anime adaptation aside are all actually alright again?
~schmelle, 2018
ASMR
Affection got me nowhere.
Shake my bruised little head for you.
Maritime laws rule.
Reddit can go suck their cock.
~schmelle, 2018
Conforming to traditional haiku format is boring. I need new stimuli.
Neet Life: Winter edition
Waking up at noon.
Oh shit where did the sun go?
Anyway I’m bored.
~schmelle, 2018
Soy Milk
I am a soy boy.
Soy milk just tastes much better.
I still like cow milk.
~schmelle, 2018
Hello World
This is a blog post.
I am a blogger again.
This is a haiku.
~schmelle, 2018