Fun
interrupted
going
under
restriction
stop
Lol, creativity == 0.
Compare these two statements:
I have 19 figures (anime-themed) unopened in mint condition in my room right now. They probably worth at least 500 bucks, maybe even ~750.
My bank account is in the red. I'm not selling/trying to sell the figures.
Please help me figure out my life.

+1 for “figure out my life” pun.
Yes. That was planned out exactly like that. +1 for recognizing were my brain was going with this.