Disgusting food I cooked and ate

Multitasking!

Way too much food… maybe I shouldn’t have cooked the whole box…

I’d like to point out that that is rice right there and that means it’s healthy food. Although that sauce is McDonald’s sauce so maybe that cancels the rice out. Also my mom isn’t in the country right now so I can eat what I want.

I mean, I live alone so no one can tell me what to eat, but I feel a bit less guilty now.

I am too blonde to complain.

Apparently.

Even though old German typefaces, like all old typefaces, is borderline impossible to read if you don’t do it often enough.

But if you’re blonde and blue-eyed and German, you aren’t allowed to complain apparently because the Nazis liked it and they also liked blonde, blue-eyed people and as such a person you can’t complain about the fricking unreadable text!

That’s the world we live in, now.

Fuck me.

[How-To] Cook a Tasty German Currywurst

What you’ll need:
– 2-3 white sausages
– a frying pan
– lard to cook the sausages in
– curry powder
– salt, pepper (hot), paprika powder
– mashed tomatoes
half a bottle of ketchup

How to cook:
1. Cook the sausages until they’re good (I don’t know how long it takes on my stove, like 5 to 10 minutes maybe?)
2. Put sausages on a plate in the (pre-heated) oven so they stay warm
3. Mix the mashed tomatoes with the ketchup
4. Add salt, pepper, paprika powder, and lots of curry
5. Enjoy!

Tatort: A German Crime TV series

…since 1970.

I’ve always liked Tatort. Not all of them. Some detectives are horrific. Often the writing is cheesy, just to show off what fucking town their in. But some, some do have merit.

Prospects of Neet-Life

I am a neet again. Well, actually, since today’s a Saturday I’ll be a neet on Monday since I don’t have a job, internship or not, to go to, and nobody works on weekends anyway. But I already feel like a neet (it never left my body) again. And it’s great. I only drove to Aldi today, the rest was spent on the computer, and in the shower because I have to do that, I couldn’t go completely filthy, I wouldn’t be able to stand myself.

I mentioned WarGames (1983) recently and I am writing on a post about that, but it’s taking me longer than I thought it would because I love it very much so you’ll have to wait on that.

But other movies I’ll watch in future and maybe will write about if I feel like it that are thematically related to WarGames are: (in no particular order)
– Hackers (1995)
– The Net (1995)
– Track Down / Takedown (2000)[Why multiple English titles?]
– Sneakers (1992)

I’ll also probably rewatch Antitrust aka Conspiracy.com aka Startup (2001) although I distintively remember me not liking that one. But I don’t remember why so a rewatch is needed to refresh my memories.

My cold has almost left me, I feel, so I will be able to go to the gym on all planned days next week, and that will be good. I hope I’ll stick to the schedule after not being able to do it twice. Frickin’ sneezing and lying in bed, eff you.

I don’t remember if I mentioned this, but Kevin Mitnick’s book “Ghost in the Wires” is really good and funny. I won’t write about that though. I’ll just recommend it. Go buy the man’s book, he spend five years in jail until he could write it.

Daniel James is a motherfucking genius

In yesterday’s post (Link) I was angry about having to use a white WordPress dashboard. Well, Daniel James has a solution for my problem. It’s called “Dark Mode” and is a dark-themed mode for the WordPress admin dashboard. It can be either set to always be on, or it can be run at specific times, most likely at night. (I’m using it all time because white is cancer.)

10/10 best WordPress plugin, Link is here.

Quickie to fulfill my schedule

1. WordPress has too much white on the dashboard screen. I need a dashboard dark theme. This is killing my eyes.

2. I’m not good enough yet to get a silver dick trophy in HCS with just three girls. I barely made 5k fans, that’s a long way from 25k.

3. I hate that I have been forced into this schedule. This is what happens when you force schedules onto people.

4. If someone wants to send me some or all of David Lightman’s gear in WarGames, feel free to email me.

5. Joshua is a nice name.

6. I hope I will dream about WarGames tonight. Maybe I’ll take another Aspirin, that seemed to do the trick yesterday.

Knights


I had a little wooden sword and shield when I was 8. I used them to pretend I was a knight.

Being sick at a conference

I went to an IT conference today and babysitted the company booth when my collegues went to watch interesting talks. This meant that for the most part I was reading the magnificent Kevin Mitnick’s “Ghost in the Wires”. Sometimes people would come up and I’d talk to them about the company and gave them free goodie bags our marketing department prepared for the event. We also had a lot of popcorn that we gave away in cups. Not that popcorn is in any way relevant to IT security, which the conference was about, but we had it anyways and it was moderately successful.

Other yesterday’s sweaty experience I knew my cold would probably get worse, and of course it happened. I couldn’t pull out though so I went and got many people sick. It only occurred to me after five hours that I shouldn’t shake hands, but that would have meant more interaction and telling people whose hand is already stretched out that I shouldn’t do this, so I just quietly mumbled in my head and touched people anyways. So if people who went to the conference and came to our booth report sick tomorrow or next week to their boss, I might have a role in that.

Meh, I’ll just dodge responsibility. No one who went reads this blog.