End of #Neet-Life? Part 3: Resignation

3 days in, 7 days left
So today was only half a day because I had a job interview at 2pm, and I had to leave at 1pm to be on time for that. So I only got 5 hours of printery things to report on. And the last hour didn’t have anything to do with printers, it was just the two trainees and me watching Rick and Morty. The German synchronization of Rick and Morty. Which is awful. I could feel my ears bleed. One of the even acknowledged how bad it is, but still didn’t change to English. I had to watch Justin Roiland videos to clean myself afterwards.

That was a lie. I didn’t watch any JR videos. I talked like Rick in my head while I was driving to the job interview.

In English, of course. Who would talk German in Germany? Fuck that.

Before the awful part I joined another printer repair guy and helped him replace a printer at a doctor’s office, and then started to help him repair another printer at another company that I forget what they make. It’s not important to my or your life though, unless you work with iron or steele or something like that for fun. Leave a comment if you want me to look up the location on Google Maps.

I say “started to help” because I had to leave when we were halfway through because I would have been late for the interview. That went well, I guess, because they also invited me to do an internship, and they might even pay me. So that’s good news? I have to get up at 5am for that, so eff them, really.

Also before the interview could begin I had to fill out a questionnaire about how I feel certain words reflect my personality. That wasn’t brought up though, and I think I failed that. Either I was too honest or too contradictory or too fake. We’ll see where it goes.

This seems like a good place to stop.

End of #Neet-Life – Part 2: The Awakening

(The second day was still boring.)
Not as boring as yesterday, although that may be in part because today I actually got to sleep at night, and woke up rested and fit. (Not totally rested and absolutely not fit, but you get the idea.) We worked on more printers today, in multiple locations, with the usual amount of clueless normalfags being dumb and stupid being normalfags. At one location I sighted a cute, pretty girl so the day wasn’t a complete waste. Would have taken pictures if I was able to act stealthily.

In other news, tomorrow I got another job interview. This might finally work out and hopefully be more interesting.

Please continue to wish me luck.

Also please let this government form on the one condition that they make universal basic income a reality. I need more #neetbux.

End of #NEET-Life?

Today I started a two-week internship (unpaid, huzzah!) at an office supply distributor and service company. My responsibilities included sitting in my co-workers car, carring a portable vacuum cleaner, lifting printers and transporting documents. Oh, and one time I was sent to get my co-workers phone from the car.

Terribly exciting stuff. I don’t know if I have any future in this business, though. It’s not that I’m not interested in (printer) technology and fixing (computer) hardware with my actual, 3D, real-life hands. But at this company there’s too much driving around and standing in rooms that make me uncomfortable, and way too much standing up. I miss my old office job already. I missed my comfy little #neet cave.

Also too much windows, too much windows 10, and too many unstoppable windows 10 updates when we didn’t need them.

I have nine days to go. Wish me luck.