First things first
I have nothing against penis haters. My dick is gross and stupid and grows hard at the most shitty times possible. I wish I could savely cut it off but I haven’t found a tutorial online that I trust. (Send me an email if you know more than me.) I also hate my primal urges to masturbate because cum is one of the weirdest, unpleasant substances on earth. I hate to touch it, and I even more hate the FACT that I am unable to stop doing it. I mean, it’s possible to nofap for a week, or two, or maybe even a month (I haven’t made it to a month yet, but I’ll post about it once I do), so I’m not addicted to it, or to porn. But the urge is still there and I’d like it to stop.
Second things after the gooey-awkward stuff
I haven’t watched new anime in almost 2 years. I’m certain of this. Or at least very sure. Someone please recommend good series that started airing this year or aired last year. I like moeshit. I should watch that anime about high-school girls in an orchestra playing trumpet and euphonium. This has been on my list for at least two years. Or however long ago it aired.
Amazingly I’m still “the dude that likes anime” in my group of friends despite them watching more recent anime than I have. Labels stick, and suck while being great. I fully embrace it. No one will ever get me to not use anime avatars despite the stigma they bring with them. And anyone that says I used non-anime avatars once shall be imprisoned or executed once my imaginary army takes control of this meek little planet.
Third degree burns can’t possibly be that bad, says guy-posting-in-his-underwear on plebbit
the Metaverse is ReaL Time is an alLUSion don’T go outsIde toDaY or THE moon will bURN you
Pizza is the best healthy food in the world, declares Domino
young man dies of cholesterine overdose, family indifferent, says he “just was too fat”
I like food that I don’t have to prepare. I like food that has a human slave that brings it to my door. Pizza is a great real healthy food replacement for lazy people. Like me. Thank JIM STERLING for pizza.
I sometimes try myself at new things. New recipes. It always goes bad. A while ago I tried slow-cooking pork. Ten minutes preparation, eight hours in the oven. 20 minutes of disappointment. It wasn’t as good as the YouTube tutorial I got the recipe from made it sound. Although it also didn’t look the same, so I don’t blame them. I only blame myself. For trying. To be good.
Lofi HipHop YouTube streams are actually a great meme. I didn’t think that until today but I’m intoxicated right now and it still is great background music so it gets my non-important stamp of approval. Keep at it, people that run those streams and people that make this music.
